Ever notice that Democrats have the best smiles? It's true! Republicans all have this smug, skeevy smirk that says "I got mine, fuck you" (for the rich ones) or "You're a subhuman thing that I want to inflict violence on" (for the rednecky types).

Democrats, on the other hand, have mastered the art of the big, open, pure happy grin. It may just be politicianly acting, but it sure looks awesome.