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[jhameia]

I dreamt I found ocelot kittens and mistook them for normal domestic cats, and took them into what looked like their owner's house to bathe them and put them to bed. Turns out they were not just ocelot kittens, but some kinda werecat and transformed on me halfway through the bath, and so I skedaddled as soon as I could after putting them to bed, right in time because a really big cat came in as I was hiding in the shadows. But of course the big cat stalks me and transforms and I'm like "oh no he's hot" because apparently the kittens are demanding I stay and won't go to sleep otherwise.

This sounds like one of those cheesy romance novels and I think I have a new project.