Some parents have the best stories...

I was over at Pandagon reading about how Texas wants to ban sex toys. Mostly because sex toys apparently don't "promote a culture of life" whereby procreation and sex go hand in hand. But anyway, right now it's apparently framed as Amanda Marcotte writes:

I realize it’s hard to see how a woman masturbating with a dildo is a secret form of abortion. But we promise, this is about the babies and life and stuff. You see, dildos are just so big, and if you stick one up yourself and you’ve got a fertilized egg banging around in there and don’t know it, you could just jostle the little fella and knock him right out. Or at least give the little guy quite a scare.

Anyway, that's not the parenting story. This is. And it kinda makes me want to have kids.