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Letters to my Body
May. 12th, 2010 03:43 pmI've been doing this on Twitter, but today's letter seemed much longer than 140 characters.
Dear body,
Getting sick, menstruating, and losing weight all in one week? This is my unimpressed face, body: >:{ Get your shit together. We do not need our jeans hanging off our hips right now. It is really uncomfortable and very annoying. Also, get over the goddamn sniffles already. I know we are very proud of the fact that we are so quickly at the stage of snorting out green gunk, but we need to do better and stop creating mucus. And, we better not have a heavy flow during the World's Fair, or I will be very cross with you.
Annoyedly yours,
Your owner
Dear body,
Getting sick, menstruating, and losing weight all in one week? This is my unimpressed face, body: >:{ Get your shit together. We do not need our jeans hanging off our hips right now. It is really uncomfortable and very annoying. Also, get over the goddamn sniffles already. I know we are very proud of the fact that we are so quickly at the stage of snorting out green gunk, but we need to do better and stop creating mucus. And, we better not have a heavy flow during the World's Fair, or I will be very cross with you.
Annoyedly yours,
Your owner