Watching She-Ra, Part I

[jhameia]

Yea, I broke it out this morning to watch before heading down.

The series opens with Prince Adam (He-Man) cooking.
+10

Sorceress is kinda cliche and has a whiny voice.
-5

Animation is terrible XD
0

Bow is hot!
+2

The Rebellion is led by a woman! (Princess Glimmer)
+10

Glimmer has an annoying voice.
-5

Glimmer is instantly crushing on Adam.
-2

Hordak's minions are both male and female.
+5

FORCE CAPTAIN ADORA! OF THE EVIL HORDE! Honestly, that NAME! If the juxtaposition doesn't get at you...
+10

Holy shit Glimmer is a smartypants!
+10

FORCE CAPTAIN ADORA! IS A BITCH! Who scares the shit out of Hordak's minions!
+10

Cheesy He-Man transformation sequence.
+2

FORCE CAPTAIN ADORA! IS A BACKSTABBING BITCH! Who shoots He-Man in the back!
+20

Shiny swords!
+2

Show-not-tell of Adora finding out the truth about Hordak
+20

Shadow-weaver! IS A BITCH!
+10

FORCE CAPTAIN ADORA! Talking to the Sorceress! About something other than a man! Well, they were kinda talking about He-Man, but he IS her brother, and in trouble, so it counts for the Bechdel Test.
+20

FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULL!
+10

Yaaaaaaay She-Ra rescuing He-Man!
+5

Yaaaaaaay SwiftWind! The flying unicorn! That can talk!
+30

Yaaaaaaay She-Ra has superhuman strength!
+10

Yaaaaaaay He-Man and She-Ra go rescue Queen Angela!
+4

Queen Angela CAN FLY! FTW!
+10


And then I stopped there because I had to get to the write-in. Well, I stopped after the reunion of Adora with her real family. So yeah.