Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's faithful amanuensis and general factotum is disturbed to see Pernicious the Musquodoboit Farm Cat smile an enigmatic Cheshire Cat-type smile, and shudders when the latter utters: "These all sound wonderful -- and eminently launchable in alternatively-twisted form for my OWN purr-poses... let me illustrate..."
[Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat is observed to don his North Carolina Prosthetic Index Fingers (tm) and to take up a piece of pale yellow CHALK and approach a BLACKBOARD (which has for dark reasons of its own chosen this particular moment to descend into our midst on two cunningly-designed pulleys from the ceiling far, far above the intrepid duo and the remaining denizens of what to the uninformed observer might seem to be some parodic reincarnation of Mike Callahan's Crosstime Saloon). Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's faithful amanuensis and general factotum, who has witnessed (and, worse, heard -- those North Carolina Prosthetic Index Fingers (tm), when combined with Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's own claws and carelessness, are capable of generating the most Godawful teeth-numbing sound you would ever cross a continent, board a spacecraft, and get up to where vacuum can shield your hearing to avoid --) Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat when these mad moods of explication and elucidation strike him, is observed to stick index fingers into both ears (his own, we hasten to add -- not Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's), and to begin chanting "La la la la..." during the entire subsequent session of (yech!) explication and elucidation... a Patron at the Back of the Bar (tm) suggests that the administration of a means of sedation might be to everyone's advantage...]
"E.g.: Story #1 Lilian Memoria is a genius inventrix who has pulled her family out of poverty on her own through providing wealthy clientele with amusing automata. Her frivolous life is disturbed when she meets Darren Hayward, a schoolteacher with a fatal condition.
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Story #1A Durwood Hale Bruin IV is a slightly shopworn socialite Peter Pan who has pushed his once-wealthy WASP family into poverty all on his own through his hopeless attempts to purvey his clumsy clockwork bibelots to a New York public that's seen it all before. His purr-poseful life is eu-turbed when he encounters (carefully avoiding bumping his head (either one of them) on the cash register while doing so) Florian Pamyat, a willing and very well-hung student with a positive outlook on life who is working his way through college at a local Tim Horton's..."
[Shocked, disgusted silence, broken by a wistful suggestion emanating from the Back of the Bar (tm) that purr-haps the stage direction "Rocks fall, everybody dies" might be most advantageously applied to Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat and those in his immediate company...]
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Date: 2011-10-30 09:43 am (UTC)[Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat is observed to don his North Carolina Prosthetic Index Fingers (tm) and to take up a piece of pale yellow CHALK and approach a BLACKBOARD (which has for dark reasons of its own chosen this particular moment to descend into our midst on two cunningly-designed pulleys from the ceiling far, far above the intrepid duo and the remaining denizens of what to the uninformed observer might seem to be some parodic reincarnation of Mike Callahan's Crosstime Saloon). Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's faithful amanuensis and general factotum, who has witnessed (and, worse, heard -- those North Carolina Prosthetic Index Fingers (tm), when combined with Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's own claws and carelessness, are capable of generating the most Godawful teeth-numbing sound you would ever cross a continent, board a spacecraft, and get up to where vacuum can shield your hearing to avoid --) Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat when these mad moods of explication and elucidation strike him, is observed to stick index fingers into both ears (his own, we hasten to add -- not Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's), and to begin chanting "La la la la..." during the entire subsequent session of (yech!) explication and elucidation... a Patron at the Back of the Bar (tm) suggests that the administration of a means of sedation might be to everyone's advantage...]
"E.g.: Story #1 Lilian Memoria is a genius inventrix who has pulled her family out of poverty on her own through providing wealthy clientele with amusing automata. Her frivolous life is disturbed when she meets Darren Hayward, a schoolteacher with a fatal condition.
Story #1A Durwood Hale Bruin IV is a slightly shopworn socialite Peter Pan who has pushed his once-wealthy WASP family into poverty all on his own through his hopeless attempts to purvey his clumsy clockwork bibelots to a New York public that's seen it all before. His purr-poseful life is eu-turbed when he encounters (carefully avoiding bumping his head (either one of them) on the cash register while doing so) Florian Pamyat, a willing and very well-hung student with a positive outlook on life who is working his way through college at a local Tim Horton's..."
[Shocked, disgusted silence, broken by a wistful suggestion emanating from the Back of the Bar (tm) that purr-haps the stage direction "Rocks fall, everybody dies" might be most advantageously applied to Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat and those in his immediate company...]