jhameia | (no subject)

this morning I dreamt I was flying from Taiwan to Washington and from there to California but the second leg I couldn't find my seat bc the seats were numbered weird and I was just crouching or standing in the aisle like it was a bus ride and ended up in the cargo hold where I found out the pilot had been making pit stops so I asked him to fix my seating problem, and he said he would but first I had to buy him a mango slushie from the store we were going into that cost 2500 philippine pesos, and i was like isn't that fifty dollars, and we'd have to wait 30 minutes but someone was experimenting with the evil versions of some local folk heroes and releasing them into the wild so I got caught in the ensuing magic blizzard which took the shape of the Doldrums from the Phantom Tollbooth film.

i do not understand why this pilot was allowing himself to get ripped off with a USD50 slushie, but i did just look up the conversion and my brain was right, if off by two bucks, and i wasn't even consciously aware of the rough ballpark.