Girl Reporter, Cont'd!
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This post is mainly broken off because it is yet another set of pictures. Please check out the beginning of the story first! If you note here at this Picasa folder, more shenanigans were had at the shoot, which did not involve Intrepid Girl Reporter! And I have no brainpower to put together a fairly disjointed shoot into a single coherent story with an actual complex plot, so.
Anyway.
OK, actually, a little bit before, The Boss was having some problems:

It involved the Femme Fatale, and a gun.

Boss: SO not my day for dealing with women.

And the Femme Fatale was not alone! She had her henchman, the Mobster, with her! Fortunately, Girl Reporter came back just in time to witness this!

Girl Reporter: OHAI!
Mobster: Wait, why do you have an assistant?
Femme Fatale: Who has a gun? Is this why you're defenseless?
Boss: GRAB.

Femme Fatale: Oh for God's sake, deal with it already.
Mobster: Give me that gun!
Boss: YOINK.

Mobster: This is hard!
Femme Fatale: Sigh.
Boss: Awright, stick 'em up now.
SOME SHENANIGANS LATER

Girl Reporter: Nyaha! I have you both!
Femme Fatale & Mobster: ..... wtf.

Girl Reporter: And don't you try anything funny, mister.

Girl Reporter: Nor you either, uh, ma'am.
Femme Fatale: Yeah, whatever.

Girl Reporter: Soooooooo I can has raise nao?

Boss: Sigh, okay, fine.
And that is how Girl Reporter TOTALLY saved the day! And kept her job.
THE END.
Hope you enjoyed my shitty story-telling ability!
Anyway.
OK, actually, a little bit before, The Boss was having some problems:

It involved the Femme Fatale, and a gun.

Boss: SO not my day for dealing with women.

And the Femme Fatale was not alone! She had her henchman, the Mobster, with her! Fortunately, Girl Reporter came back just in time to witness this!

Girl Reporter: OHAI!
Mobster: Wait, why do you have an assistant?
Femme Fatale: Who has a gun? Is this why you're defenseless?
Boss: GRAB.

Femme Fatale: Oh for God's sake, deal with it already.
Mobster: Give me that gun!
Boss: YOINK.

Mobster: This is hard!
Femme Fatale: Sigh.
Boss: Awright, stick 'em up now.
SOME SHENANIGANS LATER

Girl Reporter: Nyaha! I have you both!
Femme Fatale & Mobster: ..... wtf.

Girl Reporter: And don't you try anything funny, mister.

Girl Reporter: Nor you either, uh, ma'am.
Femme Fatale: Yeah, whatever.

Girl Reporter: Soooooooo I can has raise nao?

Boss: Sigh, okay, fine.
And that is how Girl Reporter TOTALLY saved the day! And kept her job.
THE END.
Hope you enjoyed my shitty story-telling ability!
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