Paris, Once Again!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 06:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
There aren't any official lyrics out there, so Rachel Hills of Musings of an Inappropriate Woman transcribed them for us!
Paris for President
At the Palms chilling with martini
Paris for President
Your commander in bikini
Let me tell you about my policies
To stop the playa hating on USA
Incentivise nuclear non-proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade
In a hybrid pink escalade
Paris for President
And not another old dude cliche
Paris for President
You can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig
Make sure the shade matches her skintone
You can trust me with my finger on the button
“Nuclear” is a vocabulary don’t
Trading in the cabinet
For a walk in closet – hey! (Hey!)
Paris for President
America should put me in charge
Paris for President
Look at Bush, it can’t be that hard
Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean
But when those oldies kick the bucket
I’ll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I’ll paint the White House pink and move Camp David to Maui
Paris for President
A proponent of clean energy
Paris for President
The real maverick in DC
Waterboarding is torture
And global warming is totally not hot
I’ll make a department called the fashion police
Boost the economy with all the new jobs
Make over Lady Liberty
In Donna, Tommy, and Calvin Klein
Paris for President
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips and hope
Paris for President
Paris for President
Paris for President
I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message
Someone tell April Showers to perform this at the next pageant!
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Date: 2008-11-04 03:05 am (UTC)I mean, really good ones.
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Date: 2008-11-04 07:03 pm (UTC)