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jhameiaI just had a two-hour nap with one of those dreams where you’re pretty aware you’re dreaming, except, you also try to wake up, and even though you feel you’re awake, you know you’re dreaming? I find those a bit nightmarish, usually, because I’m struggling to wake up, but just now? I had this really interesting dream, okay, so.
I was watching a TV show, a kind of black middle-class comedy, ala Jeffersons, Fresh Prince, Cosby Show, and the premise was about the developing relationship between a vet (played by Isaiah Mustafa) and a hairdresser (LIKE PEECH, except played by Gabourey Sidibe). And the hairdresser character is kind of, I guess, rising into middle-class herself? So the comedy kind of explores that troubles that arise in their relationship as a result of this class divide and fat hate and other things one could expect a comedy to explore with Isaiah Mustafa and Gabourey Sidibe in the lead roles.
So anyways, in my dream, I was watching an episode where the hairdresser character buys a new… house? Apartment? I think either a new house or a new duplex apartment, because the vet character comes to check it out and he’s all “why didn’t you tell me you bought a new place? I could’ve helped you, nice view from the bedroom,” looking out the window onto a garden etc. and she explains that she wanted to prove she could do it herself.
And the conflict of the episode starts when he starts making fun of her furniture choices: she’s not sleeping in a proper bed (YET) and is using one of those reclining chairs for shampooing that she got from the shop she works at; her shower’s not properly fixed and everything smells like a nail salon, etc. And of course she gets upset at this because she hadn’t even intended on showing him her place yet until it was ready; he just found out about it by snooping around and showed up. (And of course he doesn’t mean anything by it; just got his class privilege blinkers on.)
ANYWAYS, in my dream, I kind of drift off into sleep and in THAT dream, I dreamt they had an argument about it and he apologizes left right center and then they have really hot sex, so when I wake up, the ep is just about over so I don’t know how they reconcile, but I’m part of the fandom of this show, and what does any good fan do? Write sex fic. And so I write sex fic on the Internet to thank everybody else who give me spoilers on how the episode actually ended.
And then in true cracktastic dream form what happens next is that producer Will Smith finds this and is so impressed he sets it up on the show’s website as an ebook download for $1 and I become a millionaire overnight and that’s how I knew I was dreaming and woke up.
I was watching a TV show, a kind of black middle-class comedy, ala Jeffersons, Fresh Prince, Cosby Show, and the premise was about the developing relationship between a vet (played by Isaiah Mustafa) and a hairdresser (LIKE PEECH, except played by Gabourey Sidibe). And the hairdresser character is kind of, I guess, rising into middle-class herself? So the comedy kind of explores that troubles that arise in their relationship as a result of this class divide and fat hate and other things one could expect a comedy to explore with Isaiah Mustafa and Gabourey Sidibe in the lead roles.
So anyways, in my dream, I was watching an episode where the hairdresser character buys a new… house? Apartment? I think either a new house or a new duplex apartment, because the vet character comes to check it out and he’s all “why didn’t you tell me you bought a new place? I could’ve helped you, nice view from the bedroom,” looking out the window onto a garden etc. and she explains that she wanted to prove she could do it herself.
And the conflict of the episode starts when he starts making fun of her furniture choices: she’s not sleeping in a proper bed (YET) and is using one of those reclining chairs for shampooing that she got from the shop she works at; her shower’s not properly fixed and everything smells like a nail salon, etc. And of course she gets upset at this because she hadn’t even intended on showing him her place yet until it was ready; he just found out about it by snooping around and showed up. (And of course he doesn’t mean anything by it; just got his class privilege blinkers on.)
ANYWAYS, in my dream, I kind of drift off into sleep and in THAT dream, I dreamt they had an argument about it and he apologizes left right center and then they have really hot sex, so when I wake up, the ep is just about over so I don’t know how they reconcile, but I’m part of the fandom of this show, and what does any good fan do? Write sex fic. And so I write sex fic on the Internet to thank everybody else who give me spoilers on how the episode actually ended.
And then in true cracktastic dream form what happens next is that producer Will Smith finds this and is so impressed he sets it up on the show’s website as an ebook download for $1 and I become a millionaire overnight and that’s how I knew I was dreaming and woke up.