Silly random nonsense
Dec. 15th, 2011 02:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jhameiaSo this morning, I visited another dreamscape that I sometimes get into. It's like a shopping complex? Shopping/apartment complex. And it looks like there's a kind of a moat surrounding the building, but really, it's just an open-air space on the lower ground floor that has benches and a whole other set of shops. Anyways, Subang Parade has something similar, and there some nice shady spots there to hang out, or there used to be. Lower ground shops have kind of kept on expanding out.
Anyways, in my dream, I was doing some moseying around and living in this moat-part of the complex. Not very well! I spent quite a bit of time sleeping outdoors on the benches provided. And I saw this sad-looking pit bull waiting for its owner to come back, so to keep it company, I bought some terrapins? And put them in a basket next to the pit bull.
And the pit bull ATE one of them, whole! And I was like "!!!! Whyyyyyy" and the owner comes by, and he totally looks like Tom Hiddleston! The blond version (I still haven't seen any of his other films besides Thor, and in Thor he has dark hair), and really buff. And I was all like "your dog ate a whole tortoise!" and he was like "yeah? So? They're delicious." AND HE SWALLOWS THE OTHER ONE WHOLE. And I'm like whaaaaaaaaat and he was sorry, so he cuddled with me to make me feel better.
And then I went to go look for my friends, in a shop where previously there had been a lot of cool clothes! If mostly for skinny people, but the clothes were all gone! Because the shop had moved. And we were going to look for its new premises and then there were NINJAS here to fight us! And kidnap me, apparently! For making out with Hiddleston look-alike dude! And I ducked into a side stairway with a friend just as the ninjas threw something on the ground that sent a RAY OF WHITE FLESH EATING LIGHT DOWN THE CORRIDOR.
And that was just this morning.
So, apparently, my brain on depression = CRACKTASTIC PLOTZ UTTERLY UNUSABLE FOR FIC
Anyways, in my dream, I was doing some moseying around and living in this moat-part of the complex. Not very well! I spent quite a bit of time sleeping outdoors on the benches provided. And I saw this sad-looking pit bull waiting for its owner to come back, so to keep it company, I bought some terrapins? And put them in a basket next to the pit bull.
And the pit bull ATE one of them, whole! And I was like "!!!! Whyyyyyy" and the owner comes by, and he totally looks like Tom Hiddleston! The blond version (I still haven't seen any of his other films besides Thor, and in Thor he has dark hair), and really buff. And I was all like "your dog ate a whole tortoise!" and he was like "yeah? So? They're delicious." AND HE SWALLOWS THE OTHER ONE WHOLE. And I'm like whaaaaaaaaat and he was sorry, so he cuddled with me to make me feel better.
And then I went to go look for my friends, in a shop where previously there had been a lot of cool clothes! If mostly for skinny people, but the clothes were all gone! Because the shop had moved. And we were going to look for its new premises and then there were NINJAS here to fight us! And kidnap me, apparently! For making out with Hiddleston look-alike dude! And I ducked into a side stairway with a friend just as the ninjas threw something on the ground that sent a RAY OF WHITE FLESH EATING LIGHT DOWN THE CORRIDOR.
And that was just this morning.
So, apparently, my brain on depression = CRACKTASTIC PLOTZ UTTERLY UNUSABLE FOR FIC
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Date: 2011-12-15 07:49 pm (UTC)